Die Welt is a popular German Newspaper. Now a days there is also a compact 32 pages variant of the newspaper called Welt Kompakt. To promote their new “Short, Different, Printed” version they made these hilarious Facebook short lines:

- Eyjafjallajökull quitted smoking. Lufthansa, Air France and 12 others like this.
- Nicolas Sarkoti likes Nicolas Sarkozy. Nicolas Sarkozy likes this.
- WikiLeaks updated its current position to Switzerland, Tuvalu 712 other locations. Julian Assange likes this.
- North Korea has poked South Korea.
- Silvio Berlusconi invited Vladimir Putin to use Mafia Wars.