To spare ad people not going to Cannes this year from having their noses rubbed in it by everyone who is attending, The Cannescellation filters out and destroys all Cannes-related tweets.
The add-on stops the deluge of tweets and photos of the parties, the schmoozing, the boats, and the rosé you’re missing by not being in Cannes. It works automatically: Just click “Add to Chrome” and your Twitter newsfeed will stop sending you into a spiteful jealous rage.